|   Bad ReligionA symbiotic umbilical link joins 'critical' Jesus 
		scholarship with bad religion. What is Ernest Renan's treacly 
		unitarian 'Jesus' but just bad religion? When you walk into a 
		Unitarian-Universalist church nowadays, you are more likely to 
		encounter a congregant who self-identifies as a 'Wiccan' or a 'Buddhist' 
		than 'Christian,' because this scripture-defying ideology has no 
		solid foundation and collapses once the founding generation passes 
		from the scene. First generation unitarians still tell themselves 
		legends about how bold and brave they are to defy orthodoxy, even if 
		it has been a very long time since anyone was tormented on the rack, 
		by either trinitarian Christians or by unitarian Muslims. But the 
		second generation loses interest in these self-glorifying fables and 
		turns its attention elsewhere. Yet even as 'liberal' Protestantism 
		empties out the main-line churches, savants like Marcus Borg keep 
		buffing and polishing up this unwanted product. Though unitarian 
		'scholarship' is neither more careful nor thoroughgoing than fundamentalist scholarship,— it 
		differs only in that it is established on unbelieving principles,— 
		they insist that this bad religion which no one wants must be 
		subsidized by the tax-payers, as good religion cannot be. One familiar feature of cultic religion is strained and 
		unconvincing exegesis; think, for instance, of the hand-springs and 
		pirouettes the Jehovah's Witnesses have to do to dance around John 
		1:1. That feature is found here as well. Think of the familiar 
		parable of the talents, Matthew 25:14-30 and Luke 19:11-27: "And as they heard these things, he added and spake a parable, because he was nigh to Jerusalem, and because they thought that the kingdom of God should immediately appear.
    He said therefore, A certain nobleman went into a far country to receive for himself a kingdom, and to return.
    And he called his ten servants, and delivered them ten pounds, and said unto them, Occupy till I come." 
		(Luke 19:11-13). Most interpreters take the householder who goes to a far country to be God the Son, understanding His projected 
		return to be the Second Coming. After all, this theme is oft-repeated in the gospels, and in some instances, no other 
		interpretation is even possible: “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. 
    Take heed, watch and pray; for you do not know when the time is. 
    It is like a man going to a far country, who left his house and gave authority to his servants, and to each his work, and commanded the doorkeeper to watch. Watch therefore, for you do not know when the master of the house is coming—in the evening, at midnight, at the crowing of the rooster, or in the morning—
    lest, coming suddenly, he find you sleeping. 
    And what I say to you, I say to all: Watch!” (Mark 13:32-36). So by analogy to a very common gospel theme, wouldn't the householder who deposits the talents with His servants be 
           God the Son? Oh, no! Why not? Because the 'Jesus' of John Dominic 
		Crossan and Marcus Borg must not be allowed to stray off-message. He 
		is a wind-up doll who says, 'The imperial domination system is bad. 
		The imperial domination system is bad.' Over and over again. He can 
		say naught other. The problem with the parable of the talents is 
		that it seems to imply, though it is far from being the main point 
		of the story, that there might be profitable investments to be made 
		which are neither exploitive nor immoral. According to these people, the 
		only way of making money in that society was to inherit it or to 
		ally with the exploitive elite: "Wealth was acquired through 
		inheritance or by allying with the rulers. Peasants knew this." 
		(Marcus J. Borg, Jesus: Uncovering the Life, p. 244). Why doesn't 
		Jesus know this? Isn't He a 'peasant,' as they keep repeating? So 
		the parable must be turned on its head: "Is this the way God acts? 
		Rewarding those who use money to make money in a society such as 
		Jesus lived in?. . .Or is the key to this parable the realization 
		that the wealthy owner does not represent God? That the parable 
		is instead an indictment of the wealthy? Perhaps the parable is 
		saying, this is the way the domination system works — the 
		wealthy get wealthier, and those who have nothing have even what 
		little they have taken away from them." (Marcus J. Borg, Jesus: 
		Uncovering the Life, p. 247). Could anything be more absurd? 
		Realizing that the unprofitable servant is cast into "outer 
		darkness," (Matthew 25:30), does ultimate damnation even within the 
		purview of your typical exploitive capitalist? If it's necessary to 
		distort the gospel in this way to maintain the interpretation, is 
		the interpretation credible? The arch-villain to these people is the Religious Right; Borg 
		waxes indignant against "The Jesus of the Christian right," who is a 
		"teacher of a rigorous personal morality." (Marcus J. Borg, Jesus: 
		Uncovering the Life, p. 303). As if there could be any historical 
		Jesus, or 'pre-Easter' Jesus, who was gay-friendly! Was Josephus 
		gay-friendly, was Philo Judaeus gay-friendly? No! Why do these 
		people even bother? They are looking for a left-of-center Jesus: "To use 
		the image of Jesus I have sketched, what would Jesus do in our 
		context? He might once again disrupt the temple — the unholy 
		alliance between religion and empire." (Marcus J. Borg, Jesus: 
		Uncovering the Life, p. 305). But a 'Jesus' who endorses the sexual 
		revolution? There never was such a party, and I doubt that they even 
		believe themselves in the transparent fiction they demand everyone 
		else follow. Condemning the Roman imperial system as exploitive is hardly 
		controversial; who would defend it? But the reader should realize 
		that John Dominic Crossan sees no meaningful difference between the 
		Roman system and the relations between the United States of American 
		and the other nations of the world; Borg obediently echoes, "We live in 
		a time of the American Empire." (Marcus J. Borg, Jesus: Uncovering 
		the Life, p. 296). Capitalism is the enemy. This 
		political reading of the gospels cannot really be sustained, though 
		the gospels are political to the core. The gross distortions that 
		result, like making the returning house-holder into the bad guy, the 
		heavy, do not trouble the devotees of this system of interpretation. 
		But it gets worse. Bad politics, erroneous ideologies like Marxism, 
		impoverish the body, clean out the cupboard and leave the table 
		bare, but they do not directly send anyone to hell. Bad theology 
		does that. 
  Man, therefore Not GodMarcus Borg, formerly associated with the 'Jesus Seminar,' follows the well-worn pathway of assuring us Jesus 
		Himself cannot have claimed to be God. Why not? Because no one ever 
		claims to be God? To the contrary, very many people, even Jews like 
		Sabbati Sevi and Jacob Frank, have claimed to be God. Amongst the 
		pagans of classical antiquity, cases of outrageous imposture were 
		downright common. It helped to be tall and good-looking: "And Peisistratos having accepted the proposal and 
		made an agreement on these terms, they contrived with a view to 
		his a device the most simple by far, as I think, that ever was
		practised, considering at least that it was devised at a time 
		when the Hellenic race had been long marked off from the 
		Barbarian as more skilful and further removed from foolish 
		simplicity, and among the Athenians who are accounted the first 
		of the Hellenes in ability. In the deme of Paiania there 
		was a woman whose name was Phya, in height four cubits all but 
		three fingers, and also fair of form. This woman they 
		dressed in full armour and caused her to ascend a chariot and 
		showed her the bearing in which she might best beseem her part, 
		and so they drove to the city, having sent on heralds to run 
		before them, who, when they arrived at the city, spoke that 
		which had been commanded them, saying as follows: "O 
		Athenians, receive with favor Peisistratos, whom Athene herself, 
		honouring him most of all men, brings back to her Acropolis." So 
		the heralds went about hither and thither saying this, and 
		straightway there came to the demes in the country round a 
		report that Athene was bringing Peisistratos back, while at the 
		same time the men of the city, persuaded that the woman was the 
		very goddess herself, were paying worship to the human creature 
		and receiving Peisistratos." 
		(Herodotus, Histories, Book I, Chapter 60). In contemporary times, Wallace D. Fard claimed to be God, and 
		attracted more than a few followers, as did Father Divine. Far be it from me to point out this 
		undeniable fact to discredit Jesus' 
		claim; to the contrary, pointing to counterfeit currency does 
		not prove there is no real currency. But the baseless 
		assertion parrotted by 'Jesus Seminar scholars' that 
		Jesus cannot have claimed to be God, because only later 'post-Easter' followers can 
		have made such claims, is without historical foundation. |